The Best Spam Email Ever

In Uncategorized on March 26, 2010 by derekoswald

This email takes me on a magical journey, into the land of acid trips and potent LSD:

“If I can see Mr. What is it then? He’s about done the job now. But who has done this? My head is clear. Why this joy? And yet she was very handsome. What year would it be? You told us to obey her.We should be quite a family party. God bless you and guard you! That is glorious! But she was young and innocent. She was startled. It’s part of being a feeling creature. Wee-Nii waved his hand. It did not move any more. That was a blessing. There was nothing to do but wait. Tompetch watched the panorama screen.”

I wonder if by wee-nii……..they mean my penis. Yes my penis has hands.


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